And as the rain cascaded onto the mast of the ship, The little mermaid waved her final goodbye to the prince and his bride as she threw herself into the choppy waves and turned to sea-foam.

She was alone forever. The end. And they all lived happily ever after.

Thank you all so much for coming to this month's fairy tale reading by the dragon tales owner

Amelia's story. Make sure to pick up your own happy ending on the way out.

You can't say that to eight-year-olds, Bo. I had to say something

you're flapping harder than the cast of naked boys singing I'm

exposing them to a new perspective they're processing the unfortunate truth that a

woman's voice was stolen in a classic masterpiece. Excuse me?

I have a question.

See, they're engaging.

Go ahead.

That wasn't the little mermaid.

That's actually a statement and sort of a rude one.

Amelia. Well, I've got this. Well, I've got this. a statement and sort of a rude one. Or Amelia?

Well, I've got this.

Well, I know it may not be the version of the Little Mermaid

you're used to hearing, but actually, this is original text

by Hans Christian Anderson.

But Ariel didn't get married to the Prince.

That's not a happy ending.

So?

So if it doesn't that by having ending, then it's not a fairy tale.

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