Cleonphee asks: What if jellybeans worked at a grocery store?
What If World - Stories for Kids
Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC
4.5 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2018
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
Meet Mr. Bean and his daughter Julie Bean, who run a little grocery store that brings out the silly in people. But when Jesus Ironhands the Fire Lion (a character invented by listener Teddy) brings his own brand of “humor” to the store, things start to heat up!
Lessons include: humor should feel like a friendly trick, not a personal attack; if you don’t know how to joke with a new friend, joking about yourself first can help break the ice.
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| 2:01.6 | She's saying hi my name is Clion Fee. I like owls and JS cat and she asks what if jelly beans worked at a grocery store |
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