Clementines for stupid people
What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin
Global
4.7 • 597 Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, Carol's jet-lag gets worse, Nick checks his settin's and they help with a mystery song and with saying "right".
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| 0:00.0 | This time last year, Hassan was working in sales and spent his evenings gaming. |
| 0:07.0 | Now, he's working as a prison officer. |
| 0:10.0 | You know what's going to happen. It's not worth it. |
| 0:12.0 | He's tackled sail fires, got through to some of the most challenging prisoners, |
| 0:16.0 | and helped support their rehabilitation. |
| 0:19.0 | He's done things he once thought he was never capable of, |
| 0:22.4 | but he still loves his gaming. |
| 0:24.8 | An extraordinary job done by someone like you. |
| 0:28.5 | Search prison jobs now. |
| 0:32.1 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:41.1 | Ah! Global Player Original podcast. Hello? |
| 0:44.6 | Are we on? |
| 0:46.8 | Well, I am. |
| 0:49.1 | No, you're recording. I wasn't watching. |
| 0:51.9 | Yes, we are recording. |
| 0:53.7 | I have organised the settings. Oh, you need to |
| 0:57.4 | organise your set-ins. Why? Well, this says, at last, my drug dealers are back. I've had |
| 1:05.4 | withdrawal symptoms, constant sweats, overeating, staring at my podcast feed, hoping for my weekly |
| 1:10.3 | fix, nothing. Narda. Finally, they're my podcast feed, hoping for my weekly fix, nothing. |
| 1:11.6 | Narda. |
| 1:12.5 | Finally, they're back. |
| 1:13.7 | But, and it's a big wobbly butt, where is our Nick A? |
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