um well hello

i don't know why i said it like that i gotta be honest with you i think in my head i was

legitimately like hey girlfriend and then i was like oh don't say that and then i was like hey babe

and then like no don't say that and so i just said hello like i'm literally mr bean like

what is what's happening?

I took off my Apple Watch, so I have to look at my cell phone.

It's 9.47 p.m. Wednesday night, Pacific Standard Time.

What are we doing?

We're recording an episode of the podcast, obviously.

Okay.

I have been listening to a ton of morbid lately, which is like one of my favorite true crime podcasts. And they have an intro that they play every time. And I don't know why, but just hearing it, you like know what it means. Oh, okay, I'm listening to this podcast. It's kind of made me want to do something. So who knows,

I might get creative. I might try and do an intro of sorts. But do you know the problem?

And if you've been listening long enough or you've watched my content for any period of time, you're going to know what I mean by this. I have a hard time committing to a sound to define the podcast.

Like, I can barely stick to a topic while sharing the podcast. And, like, sharing on the podcast

is what I mean. And I have sleepy time tea in my Mr. Rogers mug right now. If we were sitting in the closet together,

you'd see this really fabulous mug that I bought from Still City, which they're on Instagram.

It's this brand out of Pittsburgh that when I did a collab with Daniel Tiger, I got sent merch from

them, which was literally life-giving. It's where I got my Daniel Tiger hoodie from.

And I love this mug with everything in my being.

If it ever breaks, I will be super gluing it together.

Knock on wood.

I don't have any wood.

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