Hello, I'm Hal Lublin.

And I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

With the fate of the world and the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

Clean slate.

That's right.

Don't worry, everyone.

We got this.

Podcasts should have a theme song. Podcasts should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should. No, they shouldn't. They sound good. Yeah, but people are just going to skip past

it. Hmm. You know what? You're right. We got this.

You are joining this show in the second week of Max Fund Drive.

It is the oh so special time of year where we celebrate Max Fund members like you or like you.

You know which one is for people who have and people who haven't.

To remind you that this show exists only because folks like you are supporting it at $5 a month or more, it is so important to have that support. Again, you are literally the reason why we do this. We cannot thank you enough. We say it every single episode. We say it even more during MaxFund Drive with special gifts. If you would like to become a member, you can visit maximum

fun.org slash join WGT. That's maximum fun.org slash J-O-I-N-W-G-T. While you're there,

you can check out all of the special gifts that we have to offer. You can find out more about how

members get a whole library of special bonus content

from all the years. It's a pretty big library, actually. You can even get your own exclusive enamel.

We Got This Keychain. Failable nowhere else. So go check it out. All the details are there. But for now,

let me just say, please join us as a member.

If you can, you can get started for five bucks a month. And if you're an existing member, you can enhance your membership, which would also be appreciated.

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