Clean My Blood Stained Carpets

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

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🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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A caller asks us to phone tap his friend by having Skeery call pretending to need a cleaning crew for a very suspicious job that quickly spirals out of control.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed Human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, scary. Who are you phone tapping today? Our friend Mike from De Nino's Pizza got in touch with us and wanted to get even with his buddy John, who owns a commercial cleaning business. Now, John's always pranking Mike, so Mike figured, I'm going to set John up right now.
0:22.3	He told John a good friend of his, played by me, is going to be calling him to use his cleaning
0:27.2	services for a very unusual job. Okay. So John's expecting my call. And let's hear it for De Nino's
0:33.1	pizza on Stad Island.
0:35.1	My favorite pizza. All right, here we go. Scary's phone tap.
0:37.6	Please enjoy the music while your party is reached.
0:44.0	Hello.
0:45.5	Yeah, is this John?
0:46.7	Yes.
0:47.5	How you doing?
0:48.2	My name is Anthony.
0:50.1	Oh, okay.
0:50.7	How are you?
0:51.4	Pretty good.
0:52.3	You clean?
0:53.1	Yes, we do.
0:53.7	We have a commercial cleaning business.
0:55.1	See, I run this social club, and we need a major cleanup job.
1:01.3	The front is an espresso bar. That's fine. It's the back area.
1:05.7	Okay.
1:06.6	Can you get blood stains out of a carpet?
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