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It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

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We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Day one of Claude and Friends. Yes, that's right. Jacks is on maternity leave. We're sobbing. We're so upset. But we're so excited for Claude and Friends. And that's why she's really starting this week, Friends and Family. Emis on family. Today's co-host, Cratchel, Satchel, Hatchel, Natchel, Datchel, Satchel. Patchel. Pat. How did I? I love that. Patchel. And you're so right. Right? No, I know. It's crazy. It's Satchel, my little sis. Margo! Hi! Oh, God, I feel like I haven't done the toast with you.

Ages.

Ages.

Now, I didn like I haven't done the shows with you.

Ages.

Ages. Now, I didn't want to tell you this because, like, I hate you. But you were my first choice for first co-hosts for one reason. No, not that part. That's like that. I'm happy to tell you. Okay. So, you know, during my maternity leave, Jackie had like so many. Pargy guests. Pargy guests, pargy co-hosts. And your episode kind of outperformed all of them. Seriously? Satchies was, yeah, people just want the satch. They just want the hatch. They want the crutch. They want the patch. And that's what we're going to give them. That is so crazy. You know, I had a sneaky feeling because Jackie once texted me like an edit of like something you guys were going to post. And it was like making it. Oh, you guys like talked about like we're talking shit about me on the toast obviously because like you do that. And it was something about, like, how, like, everyone hated having me.

And then she was like, can we post this? It's funny because, like, everyone loved you. And I was like, no, you can. Well, I did want to tell you. I didn't listen to every single of the maternity leave episodes. I was busy, like, having a baby. But I did listen to yours. And are you ready for constructive crisis?

Just one thing that I want you.

I meant to tell you before the toast.

Can I guess?

Yeah. I say, um, a lot. No, I wouldn't even notice that. Oh. You swallow whole sentences. You talk. What does that mean? You talk so fast. We all do, but Jackie and I become more aware of it because professionally, like, we got a lot of shit for it.

You swallow, I was like, what did she say?

Mark, do you swallow the whole sentence? You're like, oh, I'm like, was that a paragraph? It's really crazy. No, I know I talk really fast. And I just noticed that you were doing it. I didn't even understand what you just said. I was just like, yeah. You swallow whole sentences. Okay, got it. I won't.

Yeah, so if you could just be mindful of that. I'll be mindful of not swallowing whole sentences. Welcome to the terst. Thanks for having me. I'm so happy to be here. Thanks for taking time off your extremely important corporate job. We appreciate you. Thank you for making it so convenient for me. I really couldn't. Of course, I work around the satch. One thing about me.

If only. I work around the satch. If only. The satch was out and about yesterday being such a good sister. I know. I'm so upset. What? I know. So Margaret went to Woodbury Commons, our favorite place. And I've talked about the Prada outlet at Woodbury Commons many times on this podcast. Jackie's I was calling me cheap.

I'm like, okay, I'm cheap because I bought a product bag at an outlet.

Do you say it was good?

Because I was unimpressed. about the Prada outlet at Woodbury Commons many times on this podcast. Jackie's always calling me cheap. I'm like, okay, I'm cheap because I bought a Prada bag at an outlet.

Do you say it was good?

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