CLASSIC: The Weird Life of George Washington, Part 2
Ridiculous History
iHeartPodcasts
4.2 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Join Ben, Noel, Casey and returning guest Christopher Hassiotis as they continue exploring the strange life and times of George Washington in the second part of this two-part series. Listen in to learn more about Washington's weird hair routine, his bizarre, lifelong medical issues, and his family's troubling history in early America.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, fellow ridiculous historians, we're back. |
| 0:03.3 | We couldn't leave you without a dope podcast to step two. |
| 0:06.7 | This is step two, step two. |
| 0:09.2 | This is the second part of our exploration of the very weird life of George Washington. |
| 0:17.1 | Ed Nola was remembering this. |
| 0:19.7 | Our pal, none other than Casey Pagram, is on here with our returning friend of the show, Christopher Haciotis. |
| 0:28.5 | And I think, dude, I think this is one of the ones where after we recorded this, we both went to Casey and, like, desperately sought his validation. |
| 0:40.8 | Oh, always. Love that guy. Crave his validation. |
| 0:45.1 | We're talking about George Washington's weird hair routine. We're also... |
| 0:50.9 | Seahorse teeth? |
| 0:52.4 | Does that come up? It has to come up. Oh, it has to come up. |
| 0:55.1 | Oh, it has to. |
| 0:56.3 | We, I think we also talk about the fact that there was, as you said in our intro to |
| 1:02.5 | part one, there was a real man behind the myth here. |
| 1:05.7 | And he had a lot of medical issues that played him throughout his life that were frankly bizarre. |
| 1:12.7 | Like, bizarre. |
| 1:14.5 | Why don't we hear all about it? |
| 1:15.6 | Let's roll the tape. |
| 1:17.5 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 1:20.0 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 1:23.8 | Ridiculous History is a production of IHeart Radio. Don't call it a comeback, friends and neighbors, or actually go ahead and please do so because this is part two of our continuing series on Weird George Washington Facts. |
| 2:01.1 | Welcome to the show. |
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