Classic Pants: Cheese
The Big Fib
GZM Shows
4.5 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2021
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
Before we were called The Big Fib, we were called Pants On Fire. So we’re digging back into the vault to play some of your favorite episodes from the past. Can you spot who's lying about cheese?
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| 0:00.0 | Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything. |
| 0:07.0 | President Roosevelt, wore an anti-gravity belt, dinosaurs had two brains. |
| 0:13.0 | Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day. |
| 0:19.0 | Believe me, I'm a historian. |
| 0:21.6 | An astronaut or drive a DeLorean. |
| 0:24.6 | Would I lie? |
| 0:25.6 | It's hard to say. |
| 0:27.6 | Hands on fire! |
| 0:29.6 | One's a liar. |
| 0:31.6 | The other is telling the truth. |
| 0:33.6 | Hands on power. |
| 0:34.6 | It's down to the wire. |
| 0:36.6 | Can you figure out who's who? |
| 0:41.1 | From Kobe, Kansas, this is Pants on Fire. |
| 0:46.8 | And now here's your host and a lady we dragged off the street, Fabra Goldstein. |
| 0:51.4 | Welcome to Pants on Fire, the game show where kids choose between the great and cultured truth and the debris left behind by lies. |
| 1:03.0 | I'm your host to Deborah Goldstein, and let's not forget our robot Lisa, which stands for live in studio audience. |
| 1:12.0 | Fart sound. |
| 1:13.8 | Pardon you, Lisa. |
| 1:15.3 | No need to pardon me, Deborah. |
| 1:17.2 | The sound of robots got in the cheese is just another way to say, hey, happy to be here. |
| 1:21.7 | Okay, well, in the human world, it's another way to say, I may be lactose intolerant. |
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