Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

Piando Ferries, there is another way. Hell Billy Horror Stories Presents Classic listener Stories. You're going to. Please welcome to

to help many horror stories. Please welcome to to Hillbitty Horror Stories listener's stories bonus episode.

Please welcome to the show

Jerry and Tracy and you.

He he he he he he he

I just moved and a new house

I just moved and a new house today

moving was hard that but it got squared away.

Build started ringing and chain ran aloud. New I'd moved in a hole in house.

Check 1, check 2, check 2, check 2, check 2, check 1, check 2.

Hey guys, welcome to the April 1st, the April Fool's Edition of Listener stories episode.

Shooey, boys, you're just flying right along, ain't it?

It is.

And we're all still wearing masks and stuff like that, so it's not

flying quick enough. True story. All right. Tracy, we have tons of treats today. This is going to be a different listener stories

episode. Out of the three plus years we've been doing these, we've always had some people right into us that we read and we've had a combination of that and people

who call in and tell their stories.

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