Classic Jeans 43-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2014

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Well, we were about to do a new episode but then Tommy went off and got sick like a big, ol dumb bear. Now he's on bed rest and we have to delay our return for another day. Please enjoy this Classic episode which has the origins of F****n Camp! among other Tourettes Classics! This is high quality denim we have here.

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0:00.0	Well, hello there, mommies. I hope your jeans are up super high and tight. My jeans are
0:11.4	only half mass today because my better half, the sometimes main mommy, let's not inflate
0:19.0	as he go. He is down with a pretty severe cold flu thing. He went to the doctor today
0:25.7	and got some drugs. So he's going to be better by the time we need to make a second episode
0:31.1	this week and he will be better by the time he goes to Orlando this weekend. He's at the Orlando
0:38.1	improv October 2nd through 5th so you can still catch him. But just now he needs to rest his jeans
0:43.7	because they're so flemmy. He keeps horking and barking and it's just disgusting. You don't want to
0:50.9	hear him. Also, I'm at the Cincinnati Funnybone this weekend. October 2nd through 5th. That's October
0:58.9	2nd, October 3rd, October 4th, and October 5th. I just declared that Tom likes to be specific.
1:08.3	And guess what? Your mommies are coming to do the podcast in San Francisco at CAHBS Comedy Club.
1:15.6	I'm sorry, a man friend disco. October 9th. That is right around the corner of a little
1:19.7	jeans. That's next Thursday. I hope you got your tickets. And after that we do the podcast November
1:25.7	6th at the Highline in Seattle, November 7th in Portland at the Analog Cafe and then November 8th
1:34.7	Cargo. He can't go at the empty bottle. So please get your tickets now because they do sell out fast.
1:42.3	Those are big cities guys because we're doing big things. So listen, we're going to give you an
1:48.8	episode from the vaults. But before that, I think that's it. I think I mean my jeans isn't
1:57.7	here to help. So I don't even know if I'm covered in anything. Okay. I don't know. Anyway, I missed
2:04.4	them already. So we're providing you with this classic episode. This is number 43. This is deep
2:12.5	vaults. This is deep jeans. This is this is like the third episode we did outside of Death Squad.
2:20.0	So enjoy this. This is from back in the day. I love you, jeans. And we'll see you next episode.
2:27.2	We'll see you Friday back in restored. Okay. I love you.
2:30.2	Well, well, we're all high five years. You ready to do this? Let's do this. I got so excited too.
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