257-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2014

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Ohhhh Jeans! We're Back! Tommy pulled up his sick, barking jeans and coughs and blows his nose throughout the show just to remind you that he sacrifices so much for her. Tina is VERY surprised to hear a series of NEW drops in her honor! Can you guess what they are? They are blessed indeed. Be sure to relax on this one as the smooth sounds of Crapzo and Manwelle and White Tigress penetrate your soul - choose whichever one best suits your needs. Plus we give you the 411 on the Segura Family Cruise. What's that? Were family genitals shared? Mmmm-hmmm. Plus some WOULD YOU RATHERS and more!

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0:00.0	I'm going to get a talent.
0:03.0	Yeah?
0:04.0	Yeah, that's what are from that place.
0:06.0	The delivers.
0:07.0	Okay.
0:08.0	What can you do that?
0:09.0	Me.
0:20.0	I pulled it together.
0:22.0	Well, come back.
0:24.0	I'm barely holding on.
0:26.0	How are you feeling right now?
0:28.0	Feeling all right.
0:30.0	It would be better if you were nicer, but I feel all right.
0:32.0	It would be better if you were Puerto Ricaner.
0:36.0	Yeah, better better.
0:38.0	I'll get through it.
0:40.0	I hope so.
0:41.0	You've got good drugs now.
0:43.0	I got intense drugs.
0:45.0	Yeah, you saw Dr. Dick.
0:47.0	I did.
0:48.0	I saw Dr. Dick.
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