Fellow conspiracy realists, happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate, and we are celebrating, too,

in place of our typical weekly listener mail program, we have a classic.

We dug through the archives, and we were thinking, what sort of speaks to Thanksgiving,

an American history?

And by gosh, by golly, by gum, I think we found one.

The frozen tundra?

Yes.

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

And he was also kind of a d-a-a-a-.

And just like George Washington famously said, I cannot bear a straight.

Ooh, that's a weird level.

That's a weird level to that one.

We'll keep it in.

There's more hidden history ahead.

But back in 2020, five years ago now, guys, more than five years ago, we asked a question

that has been bugging the heck out of experts for so long, when did human beings

actually reach what we call the Americas? Right. One of the most prominent theories about early

human migration and one that kids, I think, still are taught in school to this day. But we posit,

maybe there's something more to the story.

Was it Vikings?

Was it the old necks?

Was it a Polynesian expansion?

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