I thought mobsters were supposed to be cool and now I'm realizing that sopranos is kind of like telling you that mobsters are fucking losers.

Yeah, there's just a bunch of absolute pricks who hang around and stuff their faces.

I can't believe there are people that eat

like cured meats like they do on that show where it's like they just walk into the house and pull some out of the refrigerator and eat it without bread or anything like that.

Yeah, stuff it right in their face. It calls to them. It calls to them across continents and centuries. They need to stuff it in their mouths.

I mean it is good. Capacola is very good. Oh you got to love the guy of a goal. Yeah. I like I I I love all of it. I mean I've been I they they make

those Italian meat kind of trays sorts of things at the grocery store and they'll just have them sit I steal them like pretty much every time I go to the grocery store now because they're you can they're like thin

You can hold on to them while you hold on to something cheaper and scan the cheaper thing and just throw them in the bag together.

Oh hell it to see that's good to know.

I have basically every single way to steal from the,

because it's the self-checkout line. Oh line oh they're asking you to steal I know

they might as well have a sign that says steal from us yeah it's fucking inhuman

right like it's this thing that's that like it used to be you get like this personal treatment

first of all the grocery store used to be you go through the line they scan your groceries or ring them up and then somebody bags them and then they even, I think they used to help you out to your car. I know I had to do that when I work and now they've cut out like 50 parts of that chain where they have us doing it ourselves

But they're still charging us the same amount of money they did when they were providing all of those services.

Yeah, and that's the thing about the self-checkout.

They're saying explicitly to you, we know, I mean, we're not idiots, we know you're going to steal but we figure

that whatever you steal is less than it's going to cost to have X number of

checkers and baggers that would have to work here instead.

Right and the security measure that would have to work here instead.

Right, and the security measures on those things

are so half-assed.

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