Classic Gold

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about Horus, sending good texts, and last minute shopping. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Shout out to SwankHanks for the dope kiwi pouch! - https://swankhanks.com/ Looking to treat yourself or someone you love to a holistic facial or some ayurvedic healing? Follow Cynthia Conant and check out her natural spa - https://www.instagram.com/livecynplyayurveda/ Want to release your inner witch? Check out the Goddess Hangs podcast with Sadie Olson and Juliet Piper - https://www.instagram.com/goddesshangs/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.8	Oh shit.
0:05.4	We have all the 6.0 in progress of most of each.
0:09.2	Subject is 25 and appears to what shit is dead.
0:13.4	Get back here.
0:20.5	Hey everybody. Welcome to Community Service Podcast holiday edition.
0:24.4	I'm festive, although I don't talk about it much, maybe for about 30 seconds.
0:28.4	Anyways, let's plug some dates.
0:30.4	January 4th, Irvine Improv, January 25th, San Jose Improb, January 27th, Crest Theater, Sacramento.
0:39.5	Then we got Pennsylvania, Maryland, Kentucky in February.
0:43.9	And a lot of tickets on the Craig Cohnit.com.
0:49.8	Ah, shit. I love you all. Just tune in. Watch my stuff. Subscribe button. You know, I did that da, I love you all. Hope you're doing well. Go hug your people. And God bless. That was like the Lucy Goosey. But it looked like the devil's horns. I wasn't. I'm done with that one. I love you Ozzzie but i ain't doing that sign no more this what if
1:13.1	what is this is this something bad now did they change it on me i didn't even look it up yeah i thought
1:18.3	was like peace and love and hang loose hang loose chill you know now it's like that's actually the symbol
1:24.5	like no they switched it on me anyways i love you all uh this weird intro but
1:35.0	check out my tour dates and this episode peace i'll shave my pussy today boy that's how we're gonna
1:43.7	start that's how we get rolling
1:46.5	we start off with I shave my pussy today boy but this isn't the intro so we'll
1:52.3	mean we might be saved from this can you say that in the first sentence of your
1:57.0	YouTube without getting flagged I can can never tell. Probably not.
2:02.2	Fucking pussies.
2:04.4	Why is that got to be the best word?
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