Classic Episode 142: They Broke Bart Conner

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🗓️ 25 November 2015

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

South Durham Gymnastics Club, home of English all-around champion, Amy Tinkler.

Originally aired March 25, 2015. English Nationals, NCAA Conference Championships and Jesolo are on the menu this week. Uncle Tim, Emma, Spencer, Spanny, Evan, and Jessica chat about:

Princess Catherine leading her troops to battle to strike fear into the heart of the balance beam.
Senior champ Amy Tinkler, is her pepto-pink gym at South Durham, the key to her success?
Claudia Fragapane's improvement from her American Cup fall-a-thon.
Lisa Mason's triumphant performance, pep talks to the baby gymnasts, Artistry award and practically leaping onto the judges table to dare them to deduct from her floor routine!
The British Bars Revolution: Kelly Sim and Becky Downie are doing bars that make you wonder if their routines aren't actually YouTube edited pranks.
Jingoistic floor routine musical advice for the Rio Olympics, from a self-proclaimed Brazilian cultural expert.
Louis Smith competed well but raised some eyebrows with his post-meet exit.
The reason for Max Whitlock's spectacular but limited performance plus, injury updates on our favorite English gymnasts.

NCAA Conference Championships (28:00)

Shawn Johnson tweeted that she wants to coach a college team. Where do we think she'd fit in and what are the most important traits of a great coach?
Bedazzling Beelzebub sparkle-tards -The leotard debate.
New vocabulary word "pusillanimous: showing a lack of courage or determination; timid." as in, wimp.
Would Minnesota's Linday Mable get better scores if she was a member of one of the six schools that have won an NCAA Championship.
Regional seeding and our picks for biggest upsets.
Coolest vault in college, Alex Marasco - Yurchenko ½ on or a Yurchenko full-on Cuervo.
Most robbed vaulter last weekend, Jaida Lawrence of West Virginia.
Rage-o-Meter regarding the Pac 12 Networks decision to zoom in on every inopportune moment of every routine. Dear Director's of Television Gymnastics, here are the rules:
- We do not use stick and ball sports analogies to explain artistic gymnastics.
- Never, ever, zoom in during a routine, ever. That's what secondary camera playbacks are for.
- We do not zoom in between the hip bones and thighs, ever. If that accidentally happens, the director will immediately switch to a different camera.

Jesolo Competition Preview! (1:35:00)

How did this meet become the debutant ball of US Gymnastics?
Gabby, Aly, Simone, Skaggs, Hernandez, Flatley - gymnasts we are most excited to see in Italy!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Remember the show is PG-13, so you might hear a naughty word or two.
0:04.4	This meat was kind of a disaster on Beam for quite a few teams.
0:09.7	You know it was bad on Beam because even Bart Connor ran out of nice euphemisms for people doing badly on beam.
0:18.0	By the evening session he was like, that was bad, that was just bad.
0:22.0	And I was like, oh my God, you guys were so terrible on beam that you broke Bart
0:25.8	Connor. That is not acceptable.
0:28.6	Today, English Championships where Princess Catherine dominated and at
0:37.2	Lisa Mason War vintage Leotard plus the NCA Conference Championships
0:41.4	where bragging rights
0:42.8	reign supreme.
0:44.0	This is episode 142 for March 25th, 2015.
0:48.2	I'm Jessica, and this is the number one gymnastics
0:51.9	podcast in the known universe and I'm here with Emma and
0:56.7	Spencer from the balance being situation spani tams them from spani's big
1:00.8	fake smile uncle Tim from uncle Tim talks men to gym and Evan are all them from
1:03.0	Spani's Spanish, Big Fake Smile, Uncle Tim, Fox Men to Jim, and Evan are all here.
1:05.0	And let's start by talking about
1:07.0	the English Championships, which happened two weeks ago.
1:10.0	Little Amy Tinkler, who we have been keeping our eye on. She was a
1:14.1	2014 junior champ and she is now the senior champ and she continued her
1:18.3	winning ways by debuting a full twisting double layout.
1:23.1	That's right, there's a bunch of girls
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