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November 5, 2014 - Doug Benson joins to show to talk about his new stand up special ‘Doug Dynasty.’ They also take phone calls about giving your significant other a nickname and their interpretation of ‘handling the truth.’
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| 0:00.0 | Well, he's part two of the Doug Benson episode from November 2014. |
| 0:04.2 | We get into some phone calls, you know, giving one of the topics we get into is nicknaming the significant other. |
| 0:14.5 | And, you know, also the interpretation of what it means to handle the truth. |
| 0:18.4 | And my goodness, truth has had more meaning than ever to us lately. |
| 0:22.7 | And back then we took it for granted, I would say. But old friend Doug Branson, November, 2014, |
| 0:28.9 | show 188. Wilmer. |
| 0:31.6 | Thanks, thanks, sir. Hey, man, Drew Dizzle. Get it on. Yeah. New York, 24. What's going on? |
| 0:37.4 | How are you guys doing? Thanks for taking the call, by the way. Thanks. New York, 24. What's going on? How are you guys doing? |
| 0:38.3 | Thanks for taking the call, by the way. Thanks. I got a question. I'm confused. Where does this belief of people not being able to handle the truth? Like, you hear it in so many places. Where do you guys think that belief stems from? I don't get it. What is it? I think there's two different things when people say that. |
| 0:56.3 | One is they're declaring think that belief stems from. I don't get it. What is it? I think there's two different things when people say that. |
| 0:56.3 | One is they're declaring, hey, I'm an asshole, and you can't handle the truth. And people don't like it when I speak the truth. And they're just saying I'm an asshole. Well, there's that. What you're saying is, is there's the reality show version of the chick who's chewing her gum with the hair extensions |
| 1:13.1 | from New Jersey, who's all acrylic nails, and they go, I speak the truth. And people can't |
| 1:19.1 | handle the truth. And that's why they can't handle me. I'll be straight up with you. I'll look you |
| 1:23.8 | in the eye. I'll tell you. And it's like, no, you're a cunt. And that's that. You fucking think your dog thinks it's a human and you're fucking piece of shit and your mess. And that's why people have difficulty with you, not because you're some sort of shaman. So truth all the time speaks to truth. And there's versions of that. |
| 1:44.6 | There's a male version of that. |
| 1:46.0 | You peaked up on rock star energy drink. |
| 1:48.2 | And you have a fucking ninth grade education. |
| 1:50.3 | Your veneers and your pain in the ass. |
| 1:53.1 | That's not. |
| 1:53.8 | So that's the one version of whenever anyone says, |
| 1:57.2 | people can't handle me because I tell it like it is and they can't handle. That usually just means your cunt. Do you remember that dick tard we talked to last week? Remember that dick tard that was like, don't interrupt me, man. Yeah, he's that male version of this too. There's a male version of that. Chris remembers him. But unclear whether Wilmer's asking about that person or not. |
| 2:18.0 | No, no, no. What I think he's asking about is, and this is a much, not newer, but become more newly pervasive, which is the truth doesn't matter. It's, hey, man, I'm going to tell you what it is. And they don't want to hear evidence of the contrary that want to discuss it. I'm going to tell you about the birth canal to prison pipeline because that's where it goes. Sure. There's a birth canal to prison fucking pipeline. And if you say anything against it or give me any evidence against it, I'm not interested. So everything begs the truth. But perhaps, yes. |
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