Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,

I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets

at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,

Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,

California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,

Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.

Hello socialites, and welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast, the podcast we're

studying being social by being social. You want to be social? Let's be social, okay? I am

so sorry. I've been feeling some type of way lately. Feeling some type of way. I'm feeling some

type of way. And I have a little list for you. Here we go. This is top five things that are not

allowed in school next year. Top five things that are not allowed in school next year. Here we go.

Number one, tiny backpacks. I've said it once. I've said it before. I'm starting a teacher's

organization. It's called Tatbae teachers against tiny backpacks. We will not stand for it.

If you are a parent and you have purchased your child, the tiny backpack for next year,

throw it in the dumpster, start the dumpster on fire. Okay, you have my permission, gave her permission.

Throw it out. Now, if you can't fit a standard size folder in the backpack, it's not a backpack.

It's a purse with straps. Okay. I'm sitting there at the end of the day trying to shove in this

folder a circle lunchbox for whatever reason and 17 other things all while dumping out wood chips

from the bottom because your kid is a tiny squirrel. All right. So tiny backpacks out the door.

Number two, scented anything. That's right. Sented anything. Think about it. Why do you need

scented anything for a child, especially scented hand sanitizer? Nope. Don't eat it. Why? They're

going to overuse it. They're going to over. They might even drink it because you can never count

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