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Junkfood Cinema

Class of 99: Office Space

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6705 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Uhhh...yeah. Brian and Cargill prepare their TPS reports and clock some time with Office Space.

They discuss the time capsule comedy, the film’s affinity for Austin, and how Office Space’s structure is as baffling as Milton.

All this plus gangster rap, Pot-eye the Sailor Man, and the Office Space background location where Brian worked.

Grab your favorite staplers and let’s get to work!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

0:19.0

Welcome junkie-ons and workaholics to another episode of jump food cinema brought to you by

0:24.6

FilmSkullrejects.com.

0:26.4

Dot kill them.

0:32.1

This is of course the weekly cult and exploitation film cast with a permanent case of the Mondays.

0:37.6

I mean, we are the cast that they want to ban on Capitol Hill because it's die

0:41.9

motherfucker, die motherfucker kill.

0:44.4

I mean, the thing is, if you look at our bacon intake, it's more diner motherfucker, diner

0:49.1

motherfucker.

0:49.8

Kill, fool.

0:51.5

Daughter, daughter, dinah, motherfucker.

0:53.3

Kill, fool.

0:53.9

Dental motherfucker, die a motherfucker. Kill't a motherfucker kill, fool. John a motherfucker, dad a motherfucker, kill.

0:56.0

Get a boys for life.

0:58.0

Man, it does.

0:59.0

You know what?

1:00.0

It does feel good to be a gangster.

1:02.0

And I am one of those gangsters.

1:04.0

Brian Salsbram joined as per usual by my friend and co-host, novelist, screenwriter, Lieutenant

1:08.0

of Megaforce.

1:09.0

Former cubicle jockey in the 90s.

1:11.4

Oh, definitely former cubicle jockey over here as well.

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