Clash 9: A Jamie Oliver Wet Dream

Boars, Gore, and Swords

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🗓️ 6 August 2012

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Jon III and Theon II. Ivan and Red cover the Colors RadioLab, The Dark Knight Rises, disemboweling, the grossest dude in the Night's Watch, a fleshy abacus, lactose, Railroad's favorite sexual position, and more! Next week is Tyrion VI and Arya VI.

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0:00.0	I hope it happens and that I'm not getting jerked around by Kate Blanchard.
0:05.0	Oh, terrible.
0:06.0	D'Dun-Dun-Duh-Duh-Map, moving buildings,
0:12.0	flying, new things, the river crossing.
0:15.0	Oh no!
0:19.0	Over the sea!
0:20.0	Horses over the sea! Forces over the sea!
0:25.0	Game of Thrones Game of Thrones
0:26.0	Go and the Thrones game.
0:28.0	Sean Bean dies.
0:29.0	I'm Red Scott.
0:30.0	And I'm Ivan Hernandez.
0:32.0	You are listening to Boysers-Gorn Swords.
0:34.0	Hey, Red, why did the chicken cross the road?
0:37.0	To get a book deal?
0:38.0	No, to give in-depth literary analysis and humor jokes about a specific set of pages in this paperback. You know why?
0:45.4	Why?
0:46.4	Because it's in a book club!
0:47.4	I thought that explained the glasses the chicken was wearing.
0:51.0	I thought it was weird to see a chicken crossing a road in a
0:53.6	full tweed coat with a little goatee oh with those little patches yeah and also
0:57.2	trying to pick up on chicks that are way too young for it literal chicks
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