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They're recording, recording everybody. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Welcome to Two Black Girls on Rose.

We're three black-ass girls and made the whitest show on Earth.

The Bachelorette. I'm Natasha and I'm Justine and I love Tasia. I know. I love Tasia too. I love all of these men.

I'm like devastated. I'm happy I'm overjoyed. Same. Every time I think I'm gonna be mad at her, I'm not. I love her more.

That's true. I'm not mad at any of these decisions. No, I'm not.

Even bringing back fucking Bennett. The way she explained it yesterday, on the mental all, how he came back.

Him telling her that he loves her, she believed it. So she's like, I had to kind of honor that. I didn't want to give a quick no. You got to go home.

She's like, I feel like I need to give you the respect to sleep on it and actually think about that. And I was like, you know what? You're right.

I've been in but like, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. She's just phenomenal. I have some thoughts. I'll start. My thoughts are about Tasia.

So I just need to remind everybody that this here franchise shows Hannah B over Tasia.

Oh my god. They reached into the dusty vault and chose Claire over Tasia.

Now we are finally watching the woman who was rightfully supposed to be the match for it. Like two motherfucking years ago.

And she is serving us one of the best seasons of the franchise. Period.

Where are the gimmicks this season? Where are they? None. None. Where are the vapid conversations about nothing?

No, where are they? Having her one. Hannah B literally had to sit the guys down and yell at them about how frustrated she was that they were sitting around talking about nothing.

Keep in mind that that is partially her fault. Okay. Yeah.

Yes. There's two people in this conversation. There's two people tangoing in here.

And Miss Tasia, honey, is showing us what active listening looks like.

Oh, she is telling us what types of questions we need to be asking men or people from a husband.

Yeah. That's because she's been here before. So she's coming with all of the questions.

These men are spilling their guts and then some to this woman.

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