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How Was Your Week? with Julie Klausner

Clara Loses Her Wig

How Was Your Week? with Julie Klausner

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.6755 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Julie discusses dog-watching and Senior Olympics drama before reading from “'Where’s the Beef?' Lady" Clara Peller’s self-published autobiography.

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0:00.0

Forever

0:02.0

Dog

0:04.0

Dog

0:05.0

Can't you ever

0:11.0

telling me

0:12.0

you can't ever

0:13.0

too

0:14.0

I'm thinking someone

0:17.0

forcing me

0:18.0

as a feeling

0:19.0

as you've been a tiny

0:20.0

and this is a you're going to have to Hello, hello, hello, check, check, check. It's Julie Klausner back for another episode of How Is Your Week? Monologue Edition, I have nothing prepared this week.

0:39.4

And usually I have a very limited amount of things prepared.

0:43.7

But this week, I have nothing except for my voice, my soul, my presence, my company, my love, my heart, my erotic appeal to the select few that have like a very specific kink.

0:59.2

I'm, I'm experiencing cabin fever, but like mentally, which I guess is where it manifests, right?

1:07.4

It's not like a disease of the joints.

1:10.8

New York was like, like in lockdown over what ended up being a modest powdering.

1:18.3

Like even Bagel Pub would be like, this is not enough for one of our oddly perishable donuts.

1:25.9

I don't know donut pub uses to expedite the stalification of their good products. I'm not saying that you shouldn't go to donut pub. For God's sake, you're going to go to a pub crawl, add it to the mix, add it into the day's agenda. But like by 3 p.m., it is night night for the buoyancy of those.

1:49.7

I want to say bagels just for the alliteration, but we both know what they are.

1:54.4

We both know what they are.

1:55.8

There was some sort of like bogus poll.

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