The Michael Berry Show.

All right, so we have been arguing all week within our studio of our team between Jim and

Ramon and me because we had a woman who'd left a message with purple hair and lots of tattoos with

more to come who's 75 years old and I don't know what she's done to win over our team but they

kept saying we need to we need to call her we need to interview her and I am told we have her

on the line right now I'm mostly just talking to this woman to get everybody to leave me alone

because they were way too fascinated in her way too fascinated Clara Martin

yes sir have you have you put a spell on my team because I read it so so they made all these notes

about you that you are an initiated witch a high priest priestess and a licensed clergy in the

wicked faith but that you are a quote red to the bone Republican loves Donald J Trump

flies the American flag detest kneelers recites the pledge with loud dignity and cries at parades

you're quite the anomaly that is me okay so I guess they've taken notes on everything you

you went to spring branch ISD you went spring spring a spring woods high school south Texas

college of law then pre nursing requirements and then the Lily jolly school of nursing which

was in in downtown apparently something I said now this is a few days old so it's all coming back

to me something I said had fired oh was it the blue hair coming I made yes yes you were saying that

there was possibly no purple hair people over the age of I think you said 70 and I was like

wait a minute Michael I'm sitting here at the gas station building up my car with purple hair

and I am 75 I beg to do it for with you and why on earth do you have purple hair

because purple is one of my favorite colors and here's the other thing once you get to be my age

you can do anything you want to do you know you are no longer bound to this earth by the norms

everybody thinks you should be so I'm out there every day making my statement of how I carry myself

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