Clapping & Crying

Hysteria

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🗓️ 5 November 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

This week Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco are joined by Naomi Ekperigin, Megan Gailey and Grace Parra to ask the following questions: What the fuck just happened? Are we happy, are we sad? Can we please stop sucking up to Republicans now? The crew parse out the facts of the election from their feelings as they navigate the latest nail biter election. Then, a much needed Sanity Corner.

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0:00.0	Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco.
0:07.0	Hello and welcome to Hysteria.
0:09.0	I'm Erin Ryan and I'm Alyssa, I have a question for you.
0:14.4	Erin, I love our questions.
0:16.1	If we had like a SpaceX like Elon Musk rocket,
0:21.1	how many pollsters do you think we could fit on it in order to blast them into the sun?
0:27.0	Are we naming names here?
0:29.0	Yeah, I think we could just name Nates.
0:31.0	We could just name Nates.
0:32.0	Nates! We could just name Nates. Nates!
0:33.0	Send the Nates to uninhabitable planets please.
0:37.0	I'd be happy to send them first class.
0:40.0	They can all go.
0:41.0	The polling was Gar- Can we just say it's like garbage it's like garbage it's terro
0:46.0	criminally garbage it is criminally garbage it's
0:49.1	terro cards for poly sigh majors and we need to stop doing it. It is no bueno.
0:57.0	We will never discuss polling on hysteria ever again.
1:00.0	Never again.
1:01.0	A hundred percent of respondents to this hysteria survey
1:05.0	have said that they no longer want any polls.
1:07.0	Okay.
1:08.0	Can we just say fuck that Nate?
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