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🗓️ 10 July 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Claire joke about relationships, white guilt, and not being a horrible neighbor.
Claire Parker is a comedian, writer, and the co-host of the hit podcast Celebrity Memoir Book Club.
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0:32.5 | Puddles in the morning, puddles in evening, puddles in the afternoon. |
0:41.9 | Well, I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl. |
0:47.4 | The Puddles podcast is starting real soon. |
0:53.1 | Welcome to Puddles. It's your host, Andrew Collin. I'm joined by hilarious comedian. |
0:57.2 | Thank you. Claire Parker from Celebrity Memoir Book Club. |
1:01.7 | Yeah, and let me ask you this. What kind of international audience do you have? |
1:05.0 | Why do you have a strong international audience? No, and that's why I'm pandering to them directly. |
1:09.9 | I'm going to be in Edinburgh this |
1:10.9 | August and I'm too scared to check my ticket sale count because I actually do have a pretty big |
1:15.2 | audience in England and like Ireland and Scotland. But it just occurred to me yesterday that there's |
1:20.7 | a chance I show up for my very first show and like nobody's bought tickets to that show because |
1:24.2 | there's so many shows you could go to. Do you know what I yeah no I feel you I think and it's a month long and how many shows do you have to do luckily I'm only going for two |
1:31.5 | weeks which at first was a mistake like was like something I was bummed about but it's such a scam |
1:36.4 | I'm like I actually can't afford to go for a full month it would be crazy to give you 12 shows. And I'm in a room that sits 110. |
1:45.6 | I had asked for a closet. |
1:46.8 | I saw baby reindeer. |
1:47.6 | I was like, give me the closet situation. |
1:48.9 | They're like, there's no closets left. |
1:50.1 | There's only large rooms. |
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