"Claire Danes"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Science, Education, Culture, Learning, Society & Culture, Interview, Comedy, Discussion, Music, Entertainment

4.6 • 55.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

It’s our start-gift: Claire Danes. Cursed cows, Moroccan cats, a Kentucky Schnoodle, and “very cute dirt.” It’s another episode of ‘How To Remain Employed and Local,’ also known (in some circles) as SmartLess.

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0:00.0	That was a good drink.
0:14.6	Speaking of drinking things up, welcome to smartless.
0:18.3	Smartless. Welcome to SmartLess.
0:46.5	Smart Less. So, listener, you've missed 10 seconds of this, of this, another attempt at us doing a podcast, where I mentioned how fresh Will looks.
0:53.0	And then Will seemed to imply he knew his way around the verbiage of a facial. And I had a facial scheduled for the other day because my wife is very...
1:00.0	What was the dude's name?
1:01.0	Oh, you...
1:02.0	My wife's very diligent about getting me a facial,
1:06.0	making sure I get a facial every like six months.
1:10.0	And I gotta say, I don't push back a lot. making sure I get a facial every like six months.
1:15.2	And I got to say I don't push back a lot.
1:16.4	Yeah, you know?
1:17.7	Because it feels good. It's comfy.
1:18.8	It's comfy.
1:19.7	It feels good.
1:20.4	I feel weird with, you know,
1:21.7	I got a tiny bit of prepubescent facial hair on my face.
1:27.1	And I wonder if it's, i'm just wasting my time in
1:30.0	there i don't know what they they do a lot of guys like that i i forget to shave a lot of times too
1:35.5	but you know uh i just got one last week it was really bad yeah well that's what i was going to ask
1:40.7	how how often am i the only guy here? No, I get him.
1:44.4	I get him like once or twice a year.
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