CK Return Rankles the Retarded
The Nick DiPaolo Show
Acid Tongue Inc.
4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2019
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Today's Show: CK's Return Rankles The Retarded, Flip Flopping Mitt Back For More, Warren's Instagram Message Insta-Flop, Super Dave Super Dead.
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| 0:00.0 | Go! |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen how are you happy 2019 a horrible year |
| 0:42.8 | absolutely horrible I don't like it already let's turn back time last time was |
| 0:48.7 | happy 1969 I was seven Karin Conway was six I pulled the chair on second grade |
| 0:58.4 | girl had a crush on she banged her chin on the desk and bit through her upper |
| 1:02.0 | lip and so started my history with the women 833 599 Nick 833 599 6425 the |
| 1:12.1 | phone number real quick quiet I can hear you pencil neck geek I'll come in |
| 1:16.5 | there and fucking twist your head into a soft pretzel |
| 1:20.1 | uh... tour dates uh... what do you come on guys come on what you got a date I |
| 1:28.9 | did a fucking week ago right to this tovamont he already did that shows me |
| 1:33.5 | you people are really focused on something else young boys and tight wet |
| 1:37.2 | bathing suits Wednesday January 9th excuse me the fat black pussycat in |
| 1:43.7 | New York City Friday January 11th Lucy's in Pleasant, |
| 1:46.9 | New York Saturday January 12th the fear fear of the company fear feel |
| 1:50.8 | Connecticut Saturday January 19th Bobby B's Windsor locks Connecticut Sunday |
| 1:55.0 | January 27th Ventura Harbor Comedy Club Ventura California I'm adding a |
| 1:59.0 | date the Friday before that when I do Rogan on the 25th that night I'm doing |
| 2:04.8 | something in San Diego not sure where yet Friday and Saturday February 8th |
| 2:10.2 | the black box in Bogarton Florida Friday March 8th wood theater Glens falls |
| 2:15.8 | New York Saturday March 9th Cajos Hall Cajos New York I will be shooting an hour |
| 2:20.4 | there Friday April 26th Stacks Bethlehem Pennsylvania Friday May 31 Jonathan |
| 2:27.5 | Zagunkwood Main Saturday June 1st Whites of Westport Westport Mass I don't |
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