Civility is for Losers
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4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2018
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're back. We're back. It's the Deadcats. It's just me and Roth this week. Hi, Roth. How are you? |
| 0:12.9 | I'm good, man. How are you doing? I, uh, I'm coming to you remotely. I'm coming to you from the luscious brown sugar shores of Dewey Beach, Delaware. Wow, Delaware. Is it all that you |
| 0:23.5 | hear? Exciting Delaware. Every time, every time we come here, I think of the Wayne's World thing. |
| 0:30.3 | I know. Wow. We're in Delaware. I've never not thought it. It's also back when I used to have to drive up and down from D.C. a lot. |
| 0:38.9 | Delaware is also an extreme pain in the ass state. You pay a toll to get in and you pay another toll to get out. So I've never gotten out there. It's a fucking con. Yeah, it's a racket. Because the whole thing is like two and a half miles in length entirely. And like, I mean, whatever. I don't want to get, I don't want to get off on a rant here. |
| 0:54.3 | But yeah, Delaware can mostly kiss my ass. |
| 0:57.1 | Nice beaches, whatever. I don't want to get, I don't want to get off on a rant here. |
| 1:11.8 | But, yeah, Delaware can mostly kiss my ass. Nice beaches, though. So that's good. It is a Ponzi scheme of a state designed to take your money. All every, every illegal bank activity is legal here. Yeah. It's off. It's, it should be burned to the ground. Nice, nice beaches. play a Cayman Island of our own. |
| 1:12.9 | Like without, |
| 1:13.2 | yeah, |
| 1:14.0 | without the exotic, |
| 1:16.1 | uh, It's off. It should be burned to the ground. Nice, nice beaches. It's like a Cayman island of our own. Like without, yeah, without the exotic trappings, just got Bidens. I'm a remarkably consistent dad summer vacationer now. Like when I go into the ocean, |
| 1:24.1 | and I swear this is true, like I'll go into the ocean and this is how stupid I am. There are two songs. One is My Wave by Soundgarden, and there's another song, Big Wave by Pearl Jam. And for the past 20 years, anytime I've gone swimming in the ocean, both those songs play alternately in my fucking brain while I'm swimming. You should do a playlist called, like, Beach Dad Classics that we can make available to listeners so they could all enjoy it. I don't even like those songs that much. That's a tough one. Like that's minor pearl jam. Yeah, that's, uh, I was going to say, like, neither one of those were singles. That wasn't, I mean, I just assume you're a lot more familiar with the Sound Garden, Uvre than I am. |
| 2:03.3 | Actually, actually, my wave was a single. It was, it was a single. It came, I believe, between Spoon Man and Black Hole Sun, which is obviously the big hit. But also, when I was in school, when Spoon Man came out, I absolutely took |
| 2:18.1 | spoons from the cafeteria and tried to be artist the Spoon Man, like, I respect that so much, dude. |
| 2:25.4 | That was when my nephew was really little, he couldn't say S's at the beginning of words. So it'd be |
| 2:31.5 | like, you know, the skin of an orange, you'd be like, call it the kin. |
| 2:35.5 | And I used to, I spent probably the better part of an hour trying to get him to sing the chorus of Spoon Man as Poon Man. And it didn't work. Like, it was as hard, he was like two and a half, you know, so I would just keep giving him like suggestions. and he'd be like, you have buttons on your shirt. |
| 2:49.9 | And I'd be like, you're right, man. |
| 2:51.6 | You know what? |
| 2:52.1 | I can't argue with that. |
| 2:54.1 | Yeah, I used to take the I used to say it was |
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