Civil War! The Reboot...Or Just A "ReTruth"?

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Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and the Hylinder talk about how Sweet Potato recently promoted the idea of a new Civil War on his twitter-rip-off app called "Lying, Liars, That Lie." Or what they like to call "Truth." The gang also discusses how the world can't survive without Bees, Crows, or Nicolas Cage.

Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:11.3	This episode is brought to you by Boulin Branch Sheets, Athletic Greens, and Sunday.com.
0:16.4	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.
0:19.4	Um, Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.
0:23.4	It's time to scream sanity people because it happened over to social the right wing
0:27.6	or welling in a Hellside.
0:29.1	That seems to be the Flint Strike on the bonfire that is ignorance and hate in America.
0:33.5	It's like if the KKK was smart enough to build an app.
0:36.5	Oh, but it is hard to code through a hood.
0:39.1	Well, this weekend some monster truck season ticket holder, Truth, Civil War, and sweet potato
0:44.8	Hitler retroethed it.
0:46.4	That's right.
0:47.4	A former president of the United States who already planned and executed a coup, coup,
0:52.0	coup.
0:53.0	January 6th just casually hit send on Civil War.
0:57.1	Feels a little treasonous, don't it?
0:59.1	Not to be clear.
1:00.1	Trump is still saying the election was stolen and that there were millions of fake votes.
1:04.1	But after an extensive investigation by the top notch cyber ninjas, they actually found
1:09.2	more votes for Biden.
1:10.8	And then the deep dive into the Reynolds rap, Sha'po wearing conspiracies that can only
1:15.3	come from an X-CRACK addict that sells pillows.
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