Civil War! The Reboot...Or Just A "ReTruth"?
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2022
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Titus, Bombshell, and the Hylinder talk about how Sweet Potato recently promoted the idea of a new Civil War on his twitter-rip-off app called "Lying, Liars, That Lie." Or what they like to call "Truth." The gang also discusses how the world can't survive without Bees, Crows, or Nicolas Cage.
Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:11.2 | This episode is brought to you by Bowling Branch Sheets, Athletic Greens, and Sunday.com. |
| 0:16.2 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:20.9 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:23.4 | It's time to scream sanity, people, because it happened. |
| 0:25.8 | Over at Two Social, the right-wing Orwellian hell site |
| 0:28.7 | that seems to be the flint strike on the bonfire that is ignorance and hate in America. |
| 0:33.7 | It's like if the KKK was smart enough to build an app. |
| 0:36.4 | Oh, but it is hard to code through a hood. |
| 0:39.2 | Well, this weekend, some monster truck season ticket holder, |
| 0:42.4 | truth, Civil War, and Sweet Potato Hitler re-truthed it. |
| 0:46.2 | That's right. |
| 0:46.8 | A former president of the United States who already planned and executed a coup, |
| 0:51.6 | coup, coup, on January 6th, just casually hit send on civil war feels a little treasonous |
| 0:58.2 | done it not to be clear trump is still saying the election was stolen and that there were millions of |
| 1:03.3 | fake votes but after an extensive investigation by the top notch cyber ninjas they actually found more |
| 1:09.5 | votes for biden and then the deep dive into the |
| 1:12.1 | Reynolds rap chapeau wearing conspiracies that can only come from an ex-crack addict that sells |
| 1:17.7 | pillows. Then after Bill Barr, Chris Krebs, Brian kept Mike Pence, and the governor of Arizona |
| 1:23.2 | all said there was no voter fraud, well, except for Trump's chief of staff Mark Meadows. |
| 1:28.9 | Fat, ignorant, orange still claims election fraud. |
| 1:32.0 | And he knows claiming it works because... |
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