Scared to death is explicit in every way. Please take care of all listening.

Welcome to Scared to death creeps, peepers, Robertson, Annabelle's, I'm Dan. Hello, Dan. I'm Lindsay. Your Lindsay and I have two long horror stories that I'm very excited about. Okay. Yeah, I was getting creeped out last night. I am ready.

But I know that before we get into that, we do have a bear with us creeps and peepers. We have a couple more announcements. But but it's an announcement you've heard before. Yeah. So summer camp. Yes. Okay. That's the headline in case you're fixed for it.

That's the headline. Okay. Summer camp. Okay. By the time you guys hear this episode, tickets for summer camp taking place September 21st through the 24th. I got to memorize now.

Look at you, Dan. Yeah. Look at you. If you're listening, well, there's a couple different things that you should know. One, if you're an OG camper, you should have already gotten your link to the tickets in an email and also in the Facebook group from last year. Don't share that link because that's what gives you easy and early access to the tickets. Then next up. Okay. By the time you guys hear this patrons, you should also have your link to buy tickets early.

And that is in a Patreon post, whether it's time suck or scared or Wednesday noon. So if you really listen to this first thing Wednesday morning, that's true. Wait a wait an hour to say, hold your breath. You can do this. And then by Friday, this Friday, January 20th, 20th at 12 noon Pacific time.

Tickets are open for everyone. Yes. And you can find those at BadmagicMerch.com. Look for the banner at the top of the page. And yeah. And then the tickets will be on sale. So if you received a link in an email or a Patreon post, that link is good for forever. But also if you can't find it and you waited like a ding a link, then you can just go to Badmagic Merch and click the banner and off you go.

Off you go.

And then you're going to see us in North East, I believe, I don't know the map of my Pennsylvania people get weird about geography really weird. I think it's about those not a one agrees. Nope.

But it's we're going to be up there. Chad Daniels and I are going to be doing a live standup show with Kelsey Cook and more. There's going to be a life scared to death. There's going to be fun karaoke contest. There's going to be so many activities. There's going to be karate chop.

And then you're going to stay to the bad magic. There's going to be water fun and boats pulling and laughter. And modern cabins with hot showers and hiking trails. And if you don't come, you should fucking throw yourself in front of a bus or enjoy your life.

Aggressive. Sorry. I'm very bombed. I maybe not too much coffee right before the show. Wow. Okay. I'll dial it back. I'll dial it back.

Okay. And just a reminder, guys, just if you were at camp last year, you know the vibe is so awesome. Everybody's a friend. Nobody's a stranger. So I've been seeing a lot of people like, I'm afraid to travel alone or I promise you once you get there. It is one giant happy family reunion. It's so amazing. It's all, you know, everyone is inclusive. There's cult. Cult. Cult.

There's room for everyone. And yeah, if you have any questions, comments, concerns, you can email us. You can look on the Facebook groups. Like we've got you. We're looking out for you. We've got a whole new team of people supporting us on this camp. So things are going to be very smooth. And you don't have to panic.

And everything's going to be okay. And registration is easier. Everything is smoother than last year. We learned a lot. We did the best that we could last year. And now we're just making it even better.

Yes, good job. And one more quick announcement. But then I'm wearing blue pants. You're wearing blue pants. But then my stories are bigger to make up for the announcement.

Geerthier horror stories. Geerthier. Is that so? Yep. So you asked for this week's merch announcement. I did some fans did. Oh, okay. Maybe not you, but some fans did. Here it is.

Official DJ honey merchant store. Oh my God. Featuring me DJ honey. You can now purchase the official the buzz 93.6 FM T shirt representing Charlotte's number one adult contemporary station. Oh my God. Also a pretty accurate DJ honey T is available. You'll find the coffee mugs. We keep in the station break room.

Head on over to bad magic merch.com and check it all out. I usually try to look at the merch before the show and now a little Nora Jones. And I did not look. And so that really caught me up guard. Okay. All right. All right.

So now back to what we normally do here. Yeah. Okay. Just just five minutes of announcements. It's five. But you know what? It's five minutes. But then you get to there's more than extra five minutes of horror this week. Thank you Dan. Thank you for making up for that in the end. Yeah.

What fans submitted a horrid you have. Okay. Actually, I am also very excited about my stories. I found a new thing to be afraid of. Oh really? Yes. I'm super excited. Yes. The pitchal Perry. It's a Pakistani something or another. Okay. It's a good.

Well, this story comes from Pakistan. The folklore comes from Asia, South Asia. So it sounds like it's in a variety of places, a variety of different cultures, but a weird something I had never heard of. Okay. So we'll leave it there. And then my second story.

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