Hi, I'm George Washington, the first president of the United States of America, so I think you should listen to what I have to say. The show you're about to see is called A Soul of Detroit. And it's the funniest thing since sliced bread, which I invented. You don't believe me? Oh, you think I'm too old because I discovered America and junk? Listen up, buddy. I've been around. So I know what I'm talking about. The three dudes in the show

you're about to watch are committed to entertainment, just like I was committed to freeing the

slaves and making pipes and stuff. You think I'm lying? I can't. That's my thing, no lies.

Check the $1 bill, short stack. I was fucking president.

So keep your looking balls locked on the picture radio and prepare to get your nuts smashed.

Since the beginning of time,

mankind has searched for sanctuary

from poverty, sickness, and war.

Just recently, three young men found it.

Welcome to Soul of Detroit.

You asked you to Ragged,

you're right on my change. It's gone.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

That is not painful by them. That is painful by the people of Detroit.

You might be qualified in them.

I'm not qualified for this job.

Let me tell you something. You want to go right now? Okay?

You want to go right now?

Hey kids, it's your old pal ML Elric, and I want to start off with a program note about this week's introduction.

Normally we try and pick something that we think is funny that lends itself to the character of the show.

This is the first time we've picked it because the person in the video that inspired us

looks a lot like the guy who produced the introduction.

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