CITIZEN VIGILANTE - Audio Review
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4.8 • 895 Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's go ahead and get into it right now. |
| 0:04.0 | Let's see what we got here. |
| 0:07.0 | So chances are if you were at a resort in the Cayman Islands, now back in 2022 that is, |
| 0:13.0 | if you were hanging out of a resort in the Cayman Islands, you were probably given a sales pitch for a timehare by Army Hammer right here. As you can see, |
| 0:24.9 | he's on that flyer right there. I'll be your host today. You can trust a sales pitch from |
| 0:31.1 | Army Hammer. He'd be like, we got to go. We can't stay here. I'm hearing me be like, I don't think so. |
| 0:40.9 | I said you want a time share. I'm like, you want to have to take a chunk out your ass right now. He's accused of being the cannibal. I was about to say, you don't want to be locked in a room with the cannibal. No, no, no, you do not. You better take that time sharing |
| 0:53.3 | Write a letter to get out of it later when you get home |
| 0:55.4 | Well, I got there missing a leg or something No, you do not. You better take that time share and write a letter to get out of it later when you get home. |
| 0:56.5 | Well, I got there missing a leg or something. |
| 0:59.8 | Well, that flyer right there was proven to be fake. |
| 1:07.6 | He really was selling time shares. |
| 1:09.8 | Oh, yeah, after he was cut off by his family and also |
| 1:13.9 | cut off by the rest of Hollywood, you know, for doing weird shit as sexually harassing women, |
| 1:21.7 | saying a bunch of cannibalistic things. He's done so many weird things. Some of them I can't |
| 1:25.7 | even find on the internet. He did, uh, |
| 1:28.5 | at one point he had one of his, his, his kid's little boy sucking his toes. Uh, I remember seeing another video where he grounded up something and just sniffed it right in front of the camera and said, you know what? I'll think I'll put this on the internet. Yeah, I can't even find this stuff. That's just, goes to show you. Is it gone now? |
| 1:44.1 | Man, his family is probably powerful enough to scrub |
| 1:46.3 | the internet of this. They are part of the |
| 1:48.1 | army. Yeah, I can't even find this stuff. That's just, goes to show you. Oh, is it gone now? Man, his family is probably powerful enough to scrub the internet of this. |
| 1:47.4 | They are part of the Arm and Hammer Bacon, so the Empire, right? |
| 1:49.8 | Yeah, they are. |
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