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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

Mostly Nitpicking

Mostly Nitpicking

Tv & Film, Moviesnitpickingreviewtv, Comedy

4.8607 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2024

⏱️ 206 minutes

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Summary

Bleh!

This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins find some spooky Hutch to celebrate this Halloween season as they watch one of the least convicing attempts at starting a trilogy of all time, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant.

They nipitck the freaks, the cirque, and of course the spiders.

 

Recommendations

DJ - The Night Cage (board game), Villainous (board game), Mansions of Madness (board game), Betrayal at House on the Hill: 3rd Edition (board game)

Diggins - Good Time on the Clocktower (kickstarter)

Nando - Absolute Batman (comic), Hysteria! (show)

 

Plugs

Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter

The Nando v Movies Discord

Roses and Rejections

Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective

All of Nando's Links

 

Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro

Logo by Michelle Chapman

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's going on?

0:08.0

I am Nando.

0:09.9

And I'm DJ.

0:13.5

Hello.

0:15.4

My name is Diggins.

0:19.9

And this is mostly nitpicking a podcast where every week we pick a part of a piece of pop culture by looking exclusive with the details.

0:25.6

Woo-hoo.

0:26.0

Oh, yeah.

0:27.4

One of the rare weeks where I don't know what either host is doing with their accent.

0:32.6

I don't know which character I other room is doing.

0:35.3

Maybe I kind of have a guest to DJ, but I'm not sure.

0:38.1

So this is going to be fun.

0:41.7

And everybody in this movie is doing some fucking accent.

0:44.6

So, you know, there's, there's a lot of accent to be had.

0:49.9

That's very true.

0:52.7

It'll become clear what mine is when I talk about how I feel about this movie. Oh, I already know what Diggins is. Like, I thought Diggins was a layup. Really? Yeah. Okay. I'm so excited. I'm so excited for when I explain it and D.J.'s like, that's not what I thought it was at all. All right. We'll see. We'll find out. But before that, we got to talk about the news of the week. How are you guys both doing this week? Oh, fantastic. I mean, bad. That's the same as usual. I can't talk about why I'm doing fantastic for jinx related reasons. And I probably already it by saying that much but I am doing fantastic. Oh, I can say it to Jinks DJ. It doesn't work if you say it though. I don't think. I don't know. I don't know what the rules are. What if I do a DJ impression while I say? Please. Oh, I've been waiting. I don't know how to, I can't like do your voice. Okay. That's not distinct enough to me. Oh, man, I feel boring. You can say that you don't, because when DJ did the Diggins impression, it wasn't an impression of your voice. It was more about like your tone and your, the words you say. So if you do that, if you do it in the voice of DJ, well, that'll work.

2:04.1

Okay.

2:08.2

Oh, man, you guys.

2:09.9

I mean, listen, the New York Yankees are going to be the best baseball team that ever.

2:16.1

I mean, because like, listen, you know,

2:26.5

they're, it's like, you know, like, uh, like, it's like, uh, like, uh, they're just the best baseball team. And I know the haters out there are going to say like, oh, they just spent a lot

2:32.7

of money. Get out of here.

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