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Flightless Bird

Circumcision

Flightless Bird

David Farrier

Comedy, Flightless Bird, Documentary, Society & Culture, David Farrier

52.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This week on Flightless Bird, David sets out to discover why America loves circumcision so much, to the point where 115 million American men now find themselves without a foreskin. Joined by Monica, he tries to figure out why this medical procedure became so popular here, leading to some medical diagrams not bothering to include a foreskin anymore. David talks to a man in his 30s who’s furious he got circumcised when he was a baby, and another who’s annoyed he wasn’t circumcised, as he considers getting an adult circumcision. David talks to a doctor who’s carried out hundreds of circumcisions to find out what all the fuss is about, and spends time with Georganne Chapin, Executive Director of Intact America - who wants circumcision to be thrown out the window.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm David Farrier, a New Zealander who ended up accidentally marooned in America, and I want to grasp what makes this country tick.

0:08.0

Now I'm not sure how many penises you've seen. They're usually hidden away, a strange piece of equipment that can be hard to take seriously

0:14.8

We don't even like saying the word penis substituting it with dick prick cock and wang

0:20.3

Hey man did I feel you face plant into my pubic mown?

0:24.5

No, no, no, no, there was no contact, dude.

0:26.0

Are you sure because I could have swore I felt either your nose or your lips?

0:30.0

No, nothing touched, bro, nothing touched.

0:32.0

The cold hard fact is that half the world's population has a penis.

0:35.8

They're pretty common.

0:37.1

But the American penis is different.

0:39.7

Because if you live in America, the default thing to do if you have a baby that has a penis attached is you get that penis and chop some of it off.

0:48.0

At least 70% of American penises are circumcised.

0:52.0

Some surveys have that number higher at 92%. Now here's the thing.

0:57.0

If you live in America and are listening to this, you're probably going, that's totally normal, it's what you do to a brand new penis. But being from New Zealand, it's not that normal.

1:07.0

We like to keep our foreskins, proudly waving them around in the wind like a flag or a sock for all to see.

1:14.0

Most Western European countries have a circumcision rate of less than 20%.

1:19.1

With all this in mind, I want to understand the American penis.

1:23.0

So get ready to draw your best set of cock and balls

1:26.0

and decide whether you're going to include a foreskin or not,

1:29.0

because this is the Circum circumcision episode. Flightless.

1:34.0

Flightless.

1:35.0

Flightless bird touch down in America.

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