Welcome friends to the how to herrittic. I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right, leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we're here.

We are your audio uncles, and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,

we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge we all need for building a great life.

After all, you only get one that we know of,

so you better make the most of it.

No shit, let's roll. Uncle Dan we have quite a show this week. Oh we've knocked it out of the

park. I'm feeling good about this one. Okay. So Dan is going to talk to us about a

slimy oily mess and watch out for Wu. We are, yeah, we're going to dive right into that and

then Uncle Doug is going to come back and help us understand or try to understand.

Mormon, Hell, heaven, Helvin? Helvin?

Helvin?

Yeah, well, we're going to go to hell anyway, one way or the other.

If you're not Mormons, you're not going to believe this and if you are Mormon, you don't understand

it anyway.

Right, it's true.

And then we're going to have an amazing discussion with our friend Paige.

Yep, we are going to try to help everybody get through the holidays alive.

Yeah, it's how to holidays this week and we hope you like it because we sure did.

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