CINNAMON TOAST SNAKE OIL: It’s Wednesday and it’s Monday
Brunch
BRUNCH
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
We guess who wrote what about the Cinnamon Toast Crunch/shrimp fiasco. A Jeopardy guest host might be a snake oil salesman. Trumpet players have supreme posture. Google thinks Pete has a high AAV. DJ recommends baths. Music is back.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, we think we want to move a little further into this weird Ben Affleck thing we're doing. |
| 0:09.8 | We don't totally know what it is. |
| 0:11.4 | I don't know how we got here. |
| 0:12.8 | Brecht! |
| 0:13.2 | Hit it, boys! It's Monday and people are pissed. |
| 0:32.5 | That's right. |
| 0:33.1 | It sure is Monday. |
| 0:35.3 | It, well, we're recording it on Tuesday, but everyone will be hearing this on Monday. |
| 0:41.0 | That's right. |
| 0:43.5 | Monday had quite the off season. |
| 0:45.3 | Monday did have quite the off season. |
| 0:47.1 | We didn't. |
| 0:47.5 | It's Monday and people are pissed. |
| 0:48.9 | And then right after we did, it's Monday and people are pissed, everyone was pissed. |
| 0:53.8 | Well, I think people were, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I think people were pissed before Monday and people were pissed because we kept delaying Monday and people were pissed. Yeah. And then after we did Monday and people were pissed, people found things to get pissed at. So that's the thing. We got a lot of good content for it's Monday and people are pissed. So we're going to give it to you. Now you're getting it on a Monday. The big one is the |
| 1:17.5 | cinnamon toast crunch thing. It's swept the nation Tuesday. I was looking up which story to pull up |
| 1:24.2 | for it. And I pulled up three stories. |
| 1:28.7 | I want you to guess. |
| 1:30.3 | Let's see, I'll time it. |
| 1:32.3 | See how long it takes for you to guess. |
| 1:32.7 | Okay. |
| 1:34.7 | Where I'm getting this story from. |
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