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Cinephobe Unlocked: Jack & Jill

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Count The Dings

Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

56.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Zach, Amin and Mayes are serving up a double helping of Sandler for this Thanksgiving episode declassified from the Patreon. Be sure to tape your turkey drumstick to your chest, change your name to Dunk, book an open ended ticket and dream the impossible dream. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:17.5

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0:22.5

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now. Not always there when you call. Always on time. We view my own. So baby, I'm a text

0:39.6

of you on Excel. Text you on Excel. Is it meaning of here? Or she did. It doesn't know

0:50.6

how to use technology. He said the fuck any hog. Of course. The always on time. Throw him

0:57.6

up. Is he with us? Oh, there's the white cloth. That was me. Oh, that was you. Nice little

1:01.9

ASMR on that one. Oh, yeah. Like that. Hello. Oh, God. Super hot. Hot or not. Hot or

1:08.2

not dot com. Yeah. This suit is black, not. Yeah. I want to watch it again. That was a good

1:15.3

movie. Highly offensive. Good show, man. I want to watch the show. All of you shows with

1:20.1

the greatest. Yeah. Is that on HBO Max? I don't think so. It's not. I guess they don't

1:24.7

have the rights. You know, sometimes it's good. Just like licensed shit. One of my favorite

1:29.1

underrated one is when Ali G goes to a farm and he's just talking to this old farmer who

1:36.4

is not having it. And he pretends to not know what any of the animals are. Look at that.

1:41.4

That's why she wanted it. Oh, I like this. Look at that fucking thing. What's that? That's

1:45.4

a chicken. What? That thing is a chicken. Is that a real animal? That's a chicken. Check

1:51.9

out. As you ever seen anything like that. Yeah. Look at it. He's got feathers on his feet.

1:59.2

How come he's wearing that? That's the way Mother Nature, that's the way his genes are. It

2:05.6

was born. Why is him wearing that? Why? Why is he wearing that? No, it's not streaming anywhere.

2:13.8

Talk about a DVD player and buy DVDs. What is that? You've already bought DVDs, no? I don't

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