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Cinephobe Ep 95: What Men Want

Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Comedy, Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2021

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Zach, Amin and Mayes have suffered concussive head trauma, waking up up with the ability to read men's minds. Haven't you always wondered what men were really thinking? Thankfully this movie is here to tell you that men think about sex, money, sex, sports, sex, how to pronounce croissant, sex, and the Piña Colada song. We made this bespoke podcast specifically for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I woke up and my phone was just buzzing and it was fucking a means yelling at me

0:10.4

Now he's gonna get on here and complain like I'll be waiting on you guys

0:14.1

You're not waiting for the call

0:16.5

We're on the call

0:18.5

I mean I don't know what I swear to fucking God

0:21.9

I'm I don't know what to do. I don't know to do. I'm sitting in a skype is open. I'm waiting

0:27.2

I'm waiting and then hey, we're waiting for you Mike. What the fuck is he gonna ring anytime soon?

0:36.8

I don't know what to do you join the call

0:39.9

He's click that button, but like how am I supposed to know the call started? Oh, it tells you join call

0:44.2

That's if I fucking open it and look at it. Why wouldn't you look at it?

0:48.0

Because I'm assuming that when it calls a little dialogue that comes up it says hey, they're calling you

0:53.3

They call in me answer and then I hit answer and then it's like what's up? What's up? Sometimes that is there sometimes that isn't there yet because he hasn't answered yet

1:03.3

How you doing? I'm going to deep-brought this fucking mic today

1:06.9

Just want everyone to know just like the sign language interpreter from Lala Pallu's

1:11.4

I'm gonna do that shit. I swear to fucking God have somebody to tell me about my fucking mic

1:16.1

I'm literally fucking screaming into it as it's going down my throat like second day

1:21.2

Yes, my tongue is navigating itself around the microphone just to hit all the different corners of my mouth to make peas and

1:29.1

Teas and S's and all those other sounds. Wow. It's gonna be a real challenge to sabotage your audio this time

1:35.4

That was my favorite theory of the morning challenge accepted

1:40.1

That mays must be

1:42.1

Fucking with you like why would we want a worst product just to play a trick on you?

1:47.0

Because you guys have stupid fucking senses of humor or have you not listened to this podcast over the last three years?

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