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Cinephobe Ep 59: Drillbit Taylor

Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Comedy

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Zach, Amin and Mayes are being relentlessly bullied (by each other), so they've posted an ad in search of a bodyguard. A homeless Owen Wilson comes to the rescue (wow!) to teach a trio of nerds self defense, steal their shit and bang their teacher. Just don't touch the dumpster at Ocean and Wilshire, that's his. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Monso Business Banking. It just works. So you can too. Join businesses like Target

0:05.7

to Wishing by opening a Monso Business account.

0:07.7

What I love about Monso Business account is how easy everything is. It can be filtered,

0:13.1

it can be tagged. We thought we'd have to manage our business around our banks, but that's

0:17.3

not the case for Monso.

0:18.4

My name is Shun. I am the Founder of Target Trition.

0:21.6

Apply in minutes at Monso.com slash business. To apply you must be a sole trader or director

0:26.6

of a limited company, UK businesses only, terms and conditions apply.

0:30.1

That's shit. Hick up right as you were saying to it.

0:32.6

It's fine. I don't know. I don't find this bit worth including in the cold opening.

0:41.4

Yeah, you don't. It doesn't really work because it would work if they like were with us

0:46.4

before when we go to the record. Yeah. Yeah.

0:49.5

But I really, the only way it works is if, because if we fake it, we have to hit record

0:55.7

and then pretend like we haven't hit record yet. All right, guys ready?

0:58.6

One, two, three record. Oh, you messed it up.

1:01.5

Maybe this is now the bit, right?

1:04.0

It's not a good thing. I mean, I'll be honest with you.

1:06.5

It's not what it needs to be.

1:08.2

All right, Maze, let's fake the record. Okay.

1:12.3

So all this can make it in. Okay.

1:14.0

And it's going to really seem like great podcasting.

1:18.7

By the way, Zach, this is why they won't let us do our radio show the way we want.

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