Cinephobe Ep 5: Jupiter Ascending

Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Comedy, Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.9 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Zach and Amin are brought to the brink of rage at Mayes' pick, the space opera Jupiter Ascending. They discuss Channing Tatum saying words he clearly can't define, whatever it was Eddie Redmayne was going through in this movie, and the proper way to clean a toilet. Protect your telescope at all costs, and most of all, respect the honesty of bees. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think You Know Disney Plus? Think Again?
0:05.0	Stream everything from hit musicals like Encanto.
0:09.0	We must protect our family! This is my chance! I will save the magic!
0:15.0	To the years best movies like award-winning the banshee's of Inish Erin.
0:19.0	I just don't like you no more. Don't like me yesterday?
0:23.0	Think You Know Disney Plus? Think Again.
0:26.0	18 Plus subscription required to Disney's apply.
0:29.0	More My Notes are a question.
0:32.0	And question form.
0:35.0	I truly hated this movie.
0:39.0	It took me four different settings to get through it.
0:44.0	I didn't find a single moment of it redeemable or enjoyable.
0:50.0	I was like, I'm almost at like RIPD levels of angry.
0:56.0	That was a lot of fun.
0:59.0	RIPD looked like it could at least be fun in a bad way.
1:08.0	I disagree. I thought it was bad in a bad way.
1:13.0	And why is this movie so long?
1:17.0	Like I said in the chat, so originally it was a 300 page script.
1:23.0	Most people know that if you like a page is about a minute.
1:28.0	So that would be a five hour movie.
1:34.0	And they were asked to come up with a wholly original story.
1:39.0	So they came up with all this backstory.
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