Cinephobe Ep 297: Van Wilder

Cinephobe

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Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Comedy

4.9 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 124 minutes

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0:00.0	Packages by Expedia.
0:01.9	You were made to occasionally take the hard route to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
0:07.3	We were made to easily bundle your trip.
0:10.2	Expedia, made to travel.
0:12.8	Flight inclusive packages are at all protected.
0:15.3	Are you tired of the mainstream media's coverage of the NBA?
0:18.5	You ever wonder about what they're hiding?
0:20.3	The stories that don't fit the agenda. Do you want the truth? Do you think you can handle it? Welcome to Basketball Illuminati. I'm Tom Haberstro. And I'm Amino Hassan. With over two decades of experience navigating the shadowy depths of the NBA. We'll peel back the curtain and show you how the hidden cabal really operates.
0:38.9	Are you ready to be enlightened?
0:40.7	Basketball Illuminati podcast.
0:42.6	Join the Illumination and keep your third eye open.
0:45.5	This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity.
0:51.5	Listener discretion is advised.
0:53.0	Don't let your kids listen to this.
0:56.6	Lego doesn't make fats.
0:58.6	So there's no Paul Blart?
0:59.8	Save no, too, Zach.
1:01.9	I saw the light in your eyes.
1:03.5	Yep.
1:04.4	There's no Paul Blart Lego set.
1:06.9	Wait, Paul Blart, Lego set.
1:09.9	All right.
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