Cinephobe Ep 287: Retribution

Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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0:00.0	This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity.
0:06.1	Listener discretion is advised.
0:07.7	Don't let your kids listen to this.
0:10.9	My Apple TV in the living room, just stop working.
0:13.7	Uh-oh.
0:14.4	So now I'm smart TV on that one.
0:16.0	I've got the Apple TV in the bedroom.
0:17.2	I got to switch that out here.
0:18.3	I mean, it's madness.
0:19.4	It's unsustainable.
0:20.3	We need a oh on the soundboard, by the bedroom. I got to switch that out here. I mean, it's madness. It's unsustainable. We need a oh on the soundboard, by the way. Tim's a uh-oh.
0:35.2	I don't know. No context. No, but we know the context. No. I said, uh-oh, because your Apple TV went out. It's Hitler. What? We know the context is Hitler. That's Hitler. Don't put that in the What?
0:37.9	I saw for a bean.
0:38.0	I could not imagine spending three hours on something. Hitler? Don't put that in the intro. What? I saw Furbyn.
0:43.7	I could not imagine spending three hours on something that I didn't like after 10 minutes.
0:45.9	You don't like it.
0:50.1	You are a weird individual to keep watching.
0:51.0	What are you?
0:59.4	You dedicated a week of your life to dislike something get a hobby knit something go for a walk previously on cinephobe how am i supposed to go back to all of this pain? Excuse me, we're new in town and we've never had sex before. Would you give us a hand? I would have rather seen his cock. Had away, Bubby! This episode in this movie exists. You bet your sweet ass I saw a lawn more man. Oh, Teddy. I'll call some guys from my neck of the woods. We're not talking, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples. We're talking about Polacks that don't have a goddamn future. They're a stupid heart and a stupid but regular ice guy. You think I'm a coward? You're wrong. I'm not a coward, you're the coward, I'm not a coward.
1:44.5	I love cocaine.
1:46.3	I do it all the time.
1:47.7	I'm sorry, you guys.
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