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Ah, yes, the nice, deep sigh of a man who's coming into an episode completely neutral and ready to make notes and observe his life.

What is this you want to fair shake this thing? You picked a sandler movie. What do you do it?

Who are you talking to?

I'm talking to maze. Say like, oh, he's coming in completely neutral. You picked a sandler movie. No one's neutral with the sandler movie.

Alright, I mean wait, what's going on here? Hold on. What's happening? He just gave you shit for that sigh.

I know. Did you not pick up on that? I did. I'm trying to figure out what he's on right now.

Because you deleted your notes and you're old. Look, haha so funny, Zach. Full disclosure, deleting my notes.

Was it as funny as your predictable, we all know your full of shit joke today when I told you about my poop?

Do you want to give people some background? I don't know if they'll pick up on it just off of context clues.

I took a shit for 18 straight minutes. Like it was just coming out good. Okay. Alright, check that box talking about shit in the cold open again.

Good stuff. I don't know what it's like to give birth, but with some of those shit sometimes. Oh man, let me tell you something.

You get up. You're like, man, I went through something here. I refuse to believe that some of the worst ornarius shits I've had do not approach childbirth.

I'm sorry. I'm not saying it's happened a lot. Well, that's in line with your misogyny. That makes sense.

I'm just saying, man, there's pain. There's different types of pain in this world. Pain. What is that?

Well, I'm some of the ornarius shits I've had. It's not a regular thing. I took a shit today and I when I looked down I said it looked like a belt.

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