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Do you guys know that he-man is a comic book? No, it's not. They made a comic book, but after the toy came out. So that doesn't count then, right?

That doesn't count. Your original source material must be comic book. Alright, so he-man was a cartoon and then they made a comic book.

Well, no. He-man was a toy.

Toi.

Which is a wild way to start.

Wasn't.

In the 80s, you just made shit. You said, by-

People love the shit so much. We should make a whole movie and a cartoon.

I had so many fucking he-man toys. Let me tell you.

How many he-how many he-man toys?

I had castle grayscult. Like, I had all that shit, man. I was all in on he-man.

Of course you would. Yeah, man. I bet you were.

He just glued a big gym figure into a battle action pose, put clay on his body, and a plaster cast made. That's how he-man was born.

Zach, I think I have dropped to a new low in terms of- I will follow on Instagram.

What happened?

The Prime Minister of Finland. Of course.

She's a looker, man.

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