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Cinephobe Ep 136: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Comedy, Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2022

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Zach, Amin and Mayes are visited by the Ghosts of Exposition Past, Present and Future in a desperate attempt to change their ways. Take shelter from the estrogen lynch mob, come on in and get cozy at the Manosphere Bar where the misogyny flows like divine ambrosia and everything's gonna be alright alright alright... Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle The show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial

0:04.8

to full frontal nudity. Listen to your discretion is advised. Don't let your kids listen to this.

0:11.1

Chicken chicken chicken clow. Hoping this is early enough in the day and he has to go to the games

0:18.3

tonight so they won't be drunk. Praying for a sober-ish Miami amine. He was trying to tell me,

0:25.7

I think this was Saturday night. He was talking about being a good teammate. Oh my god. This is on

0:31.2

the radio. He's talking about being a good teammate because I called him out for fake laughing with

0:35.9

stewgots and fake laughing in the Hankas area. You sound like an astronaut. He made it a year and I just

0:41.6

thought, huh, what an interesting bit of self-reflection. So he knows what it is. So he does know what it is.

0:48.4

Right. He knows what it is. He's familiar with it because he'll fake laugh his way through

0:52.4

stewgots, weakened observations, so fake laughing is way through Hankas area. Yeah, I get some

0:56.8

of me. Fake laugh. So basketball, Luba Doddy. I'll get one every once in a while on the radio. Yeah,

1:01.6

he'll fake laugh with any guest on the radio. Absolutely anyone. It could be a hall of

1:05.7

famer. It could be the fourth guard for the Charlotte Hornets. It's like it doesn't matter. He'll

1:10.0

fake laugh all those. But just the thought you literally said, I'm a good teammate. And I thought, huh.

1:15.7

I guess we're not on a team. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, maybe this is just a random collection

1:21.1

of people who show up to the same thing every week. We're not a team. Just three individuals.

1:26.7

It's like three people play tennis at the same time. I feel like it's two courts crossed per

1:34.9

particular. Right. But only three people play in tennis and he's just hidden it to the one that

1:39.0

no one's at. You know, 3D chess, but with tennis. Also, this could not have been a more him movie

1:45.8

to pick. Oh my god. Jack by dose. Same note too. No time for higher here. I got a horseman

1:54.0

that you are going to love. Let me tell you this horseman. It's a thoroughbred. Where is he?

2:01.3

I mean, where are you? Hello. Oh, there it is. Christ. You rubbing one out real quick. What happened?

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