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Cinephobe

Cinephobe Ep 125: The Golden Child

Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Comedy

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2022

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

400 years ago, the Nu Trong Oracle predicted that Cinephobe would do an episode on The Golden Child, and the Chosen Ones Zach Amin and Mayes would ascertain whether or not it was accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings You will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond! Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.   Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram:   Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops   Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin   Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle   CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings   Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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Slack.com slash DHQ. You don't know what I'm doing. I could be reciting DMX from

0:32.8

lyrics. Here we go again. That said, I want to go to Africa.

0:36.6

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you have to set up an Eagle sanctuary or something? Why are you

0:40.5

going to go to Africa? Because, man, it's bullshit here. Don't you want to see

0:45.0

the little Kenya grow up? Skies are different blue. The green is a different

0:50.0

green. Air. You never smelled air like this before.

0:53.9

It's in the flowers. Africa going to incredibly descriptive detail. My name is Nas.

1:01.9

Here with Kenya or Tommy, for short, to the name of my child, the name of the country

1:07.6

we're in. You'll never know. Africa's far.

1:11.1

Huh? Do she complain so much in that one little scene? Yeah, because all of a sudden

1:15.8

she's like, let's move to Africa. Because that's not in the script, man. That's just

1:21.6

off the cuff of me. If so much is like, hey, we should move halfway around the world

1:26.8

right now. Hey, that looks good. That looks good.

1:30.8

What a mosaic lunch. You know, let me ask you as a question. Will Ferrell showing up

1:35.3

to the Warriors game in Jackie Mune Tire doing all that stuff with no tie in. He's not promoting

1:40.9

anything. The movie is 16 years old. John the Camingo was three when that movie came

1:45.9

up. Wait, hold on. To be fair, I mean, Clay Thompson dressed like him for Halloween

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