Cinephobe Ep 11: Swordfish

Cinephobe

Count The Dings

Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Zach, Amin and Mayes break the fourth wall to discuss Skip Woods' 2001 masterpiece of cinematic scriptwriting, Swordfish! Stanley Jobson (Hugh Hackman) is the man for the job, and he's just trying to get his daughter back from the Porn King of southern California. Whether you're here to research Halle Berry's role in the film or just a die hard Thomas Jefferson truther, this is the movie for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think You Know Disney Plus? Think Again?
0:05.0	Stream everything from hit musicals like Encanto.
0:09.0	We must protect our family! This is my chance! I will save the magic!
0:15.0	To the years best movies like award-winning the banshee's of Inish Erin.
0:19.0	I just don't like you no more. Don't like me yesterday.
0:23.0	Think You Know Disney Plus? Think Again.
0:26.0	18 Plus subscription required to Jesus E.S. Applied.
0:56.0	I don't remember when. I remember most of it.
1:06.0	But there were some things I didn't remember for sure.
1:09.0	This is my first time seeing it.
1:11.0	Really?
1:13.0	Yeah. All I knew about this movie was two things.
1:16.0	One, it was terrible. And two, it came out either right before or right after.
1:23.0	When the Oscars for Monsters Ball.
1:29.0	And also I knew her titties were shown out here.
1:33.0	So four things.
1:34.0	Okay.
1:36.0	Yeah. Well done, Zach.
1:38.0	That was a good joke.
1:40.0	That was a good joke. I can't believe it.
1:41.0	No, no. No.
1:42.0	It was all about episode it's going to be.
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