This is Doug's Minnie.

This is Doug Loves Mini.

This is Doug Loves Mini's.

This is Doug Loves Minis.

This is Doug Loves Minis.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Hey, Short Rounds. My name is Doug, and this is Doug loves minis, the show that misses Austin, Texas already, but is happy to be in Houston, Texas, coming to you from a hotel room in Houston, Texas.

The city in which I'll be doing a Benson movie interruption of The Last Boy Scout tonight at the Alamo Draft House Vintage Park.

It's probably too late to get tickets for that, and it's a shame because I think there's going to be a bunch of empty seats.

Maybe it's because we're doing it on a Monday.

Maybe it's because nobody wants to see the last Boy Scout.

Who knows?

But you better step up, Houston.

Not going to do it again if you can't fill it up once.

If you know what I'm saying, ladies.

Speaking of movie interruptions, I did one in Cinef Family in L.A. last Wednesday of the Liam Neeson

Instaclassic non-stop, which did indeed stop eventually.

And I'll play the audio from the opening moments with co-interruptors Joe Wagner,

Dustin E. Barra, and D.C. Pearson at the end of this mini. I'm excited about Tuesday's Douglas movies taping.

That's tomorrow night back at UCB in Los Angeles because the guests are three newbies and possibly one old bee.

Upcoming road shows include Providence, Rhode Island on May 30th, Boston on May 31st, a movie

interruption in Yonkers, New York on Sunday, June 1st, and I'll also be doing stand-up in

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