meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Evan & Tiki

Cinco: The 5 WORST Parts of Snow That Make Winter Miserable

Evan & Tiki

Audacy

Sports

4.2988 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

nother snowstorm, another breaking point. From the soggy towel pile by the front door to kids stuck home with cabin fever, the crew unleashes a brutally honest “Cinco” ranking of the absolute worst parts of snow. Boots that destroy your feet, slush that turns everything ugly within hours, and the all-encompassing inconvenience that wrecks commutes, travel plans, and daily life all make the list. Plus, stories of weather chaos, being stranded mid-trip, and the mental toll of a winter that just won’t quit. If you’re sick of shoveling, slipping, and staring at gray snowbanks, this one will hit way too close to home.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

I guess there was a rumor going around for many years about Dwight Howard, who back in his time in Orlando was great.

0:06.3

I mean, he had a really good run, led them to the NBA finals back in 2009, but there was a rumor that Dwight Howard in the middle of team meetings would just fart.

0:15.2

We'd just let it out.

0:17.2

And obviously that reminded me and me and Sean's experience on Sunday night and a Monday in which he accused me of ripping three big ones

0:22.8

prior to my newish old back injury resurfacing. A little ripple effect there. I think you may be right. So Stan Van Gundy's head coach, his former head coach, was on the run it back podcast, and he was asked about it. Like, who would know better than the head coach?

0:38.3

So take a listen to the interaction.

0:39.6

An inside source, and I need you to confirm this if it's true or not,

0:43.6

that said, you used to get pissed at Dwight Howard during your pregame speeches

0:48.2

because he would just constantly fart while you were trying to get the guys going.

0:54.5

Confirm or deny, coach.

0:57.2

You know, I would confirm, actually.

1:00.7

I knew it was.

1:02.1

I knew it was true.

1:03.4

That's disgusting and awesome.

1:05.6

Now, Stan would then go on and talk about other things.

1:07.6

He would never elaborate on the farce just that he was a prankster.

1:10.4

You ever do that to Tom Coughlin? No. Did anyone ever do that to Tom Coughlin? I don't think so. How would Tom Coughlin have reacted? Well, I mean, unless it's just ridiculously loud, most people you wouldn't know. Well, I think it would have to be, you know, when I did to Sean, which was loud, right? Yeah, but also at a very quiet time, everybody's sleeping. I mean, the whole hotel heard it. I think you'd have to wait for, like, a moment in the Coughlin speech where it's quiet, and then you're ripping. Yeah. I don't think, no, nobody, and by the way, I don't think he gave us pre-game speeches. Not at the, not right before the game.

1:45.3

How about team meetings, though? Yeah, a lot of those. Yeah, plenty of those. Yeah. Lots of those. Would that piss him off? Probably. See, I don't like. It makes me think less. Nobody can be mad at a fart. I think you'd be mad at if it happened a lot. I mean, that question was worded as if it happened a lot.

2:01.6

It's just different with a basketball team.

2:03.0

That's what, there's 12 guys in there?

2:04.5

Yeah. I think you'd be mad at if it happened a lot. I mean, that question was worded as if it happened a lot.

2:01.6

It's just different with a basketball team.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audacy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Audacy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.